Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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