i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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