That's intense
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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