Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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