She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She's the barista slut.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
