just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
