We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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