i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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