these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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