You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
