You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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