You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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