Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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