Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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