It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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