Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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