My hair reeks of homosexuality.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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