when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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