Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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