chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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