we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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