I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
How's work?
Spinning.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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