Joe is yelling at the trees again.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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