Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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