K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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