RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
