bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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