Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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