JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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