I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
we should paint friendship bongs
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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