he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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