so explain again why im purple
no
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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