Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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