Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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