morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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