the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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