her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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