Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
honey bunches of taint.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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