YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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