Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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