The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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