The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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