if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
