So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
