Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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