so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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