I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think I died a long time ago.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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