Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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