i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
This is the high leading the old right now
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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