hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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