get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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