She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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