I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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