I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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