Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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