let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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