Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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